Horoscopes

Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Bring your swimsuit to school today

Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20) – Beware of loud music

Gemini (May 21- June 21) – Be careful trusting horoscopes like these

Cancer (June 22- July 22) - Don’t play contact sports today (ping pong is fine)

Leo (July 23- Aug 22) – You will get caught chewing gum today

Virgo (Aug 23- Sept 22) – The opposite sex finds you irresistible today

Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22) – Look out for Virgos today

Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21) Be sure to look both ways several times before you cross the street.

Sagittarius (Nov 22- Dec 21) Instead of wearing contacts, wear your glasses this week

Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) Good things will come if you do go to your bus stop this week

Aquarius (Jan 20- Feb 18) Look behind you, quick!

Pisces (Feb 19- March 20) Eat cereal for breakfast tomorrow