The Real Story of How Pink Poodles Came to Be

It was a very sunny afternoon when Tom the fish was on his Sunday walk through the reef.  All the clams were chirping merrily as he passed, and the fountain bubbled constantly.  He was about to go home when all of a sudden, the sun was blocked out all around him. Sweat arose from his brow as he slowly looked upward to meet eyes with a deadly predator.In front of him was a giant Degal (Dolphin and Eagle) ready to swoop low and snatch him in his mouth lined with razor teeth.  As quickly as a flying fish on espresso, Tom whirled around and swam for his life.  The Degal was soon on his tail, and advancing quickly.  Tom formulated a plan and started to zigzag, but the Degal was not dumb, and when Tom Zigged left, he zagged right, and Tom swam into his mouth.  Degals’ always leave their preys bones in strange places, and this Degal left the bones of Tom near some bubbly gardens, but these were no ordinary bubbles, they were radio-active bubbles.  When Tom’s bones him the bubbles, he was turned into a white poodle and teleported to land.  Unfortunately, he was teleported right above a bubblegum machine, and 2.67 seconds after being a poodle, he got caught in the sticky mixture and was now the main ingredient.   The bubblegum was then packaged as half price, and shipped around the world.  All who chewed the bubblegum were turned into pink poodles from the DNA mixture.  That, my friends, is how pink poodles really came to be.