Nonsense Sentences

Here is a list of 10 sentences that either don’t make sense, make you think about, or just plain odd! Try to think about these sentences to see what you think about them!

1) If you don’t get this message, please call back.

2) Raise you hand if you’re not here!

3) Nobody goes to that restaurant, it’s too crowded.

4) Don’t ever go in water until you can swim.

5) Don’t drown yourself in the Fountain of Youth.

6) Half of my family lives here, half of my family lives there, and the other half lives even farther away!

7) Stop reading that picture book.

If you stay in the Fountain of Youth too long, you’ll get too old!

9) Stop thinking, it hurts your brain.

10) Two wholes make a half.