Chatting With Chad

“Dear Chad, There is a certain help section in a certainonline magazine called What’s Up Wakefield that happens to tell only lies and give bad information. I want him kicked off WUW. How do I get him kicked off?”-Horosco Preader ”PS, your team stinks at soccer!!!”

I think the certain help section is very good. I think you should be kicked off.-Chad PS Your team stinks. 

“My team is better than yours “Chad.” I would know, because we beat you 9 to 1 (that’s an 8 point difference if you didn’t know.) That’s the kind of lies I’m talking about. We can’t stink if we’re really good.”-Horosco Preader

It should have been 9 to 2 (that’s a 7 point difference.) My teammate blocked my own shot. My team stinks, but I’m still better than you.-Chad

“Should I click on the ads on this website?”-Ad Clicker

Yes ,you should click the ads. Good things will happen when you do.-Chad

“Dear Chad, why are you full of lies?”-Ricky Ross

I don’t tell lies Luke. I mean Ricky.-Chad

“Dear Chad, I am weird and seeking toenails.”-Mr. No One

I’m just going to turn off the lights and hide till you go away.-Chad

“Chad, why are the horoscopes so cool?”-Horoscope Lover

They really are pretty weird. So are you.-Chad

“Do you like chicken sandwiches?”-Justin Trested

I don’t like chicken sandwiches. Stop asking me about food when there’s a section on this website about food.-Chad