How Blue Whales Came To Be

In a land not far from the evil Fluffles’ lair, there was a huge neighborhood where a peanut butter dog and a kiwi cat lived as neighbors.  The peanut butter dog’s house was made entirely of peanut butter, and the kiwi cat’s house was made entirely of kiwi.

Every day, peanut butter dog would eat his whole house, while kiwi cat only nibbled about 1/3 of her house. One day, peanut butter dog ate his whole house, and was still hungry, so he went on a search for food.  Meanwhile, the kiwi cat was watching an ad for kiwi planet for cats, and she started to pack her bags.  Peanut butter dog had just snuck up to kiwi cat’s house and took a bite when kiwi cat stepped out the front door.  Peanut butter dog then exploded!  Kiwi cat, having nowhere to go, started on her way to kiwi planet, which by the way is right next to Mars.  When she arrived at the planet she saw other kiwi cats, and started to gorge herself.  What she didn’t know was the one factor that moves this whole story’s plot line on!  Kiwi cat got to the last little bit, and ate it whole, but it was peanut butter!  She commenced to explode into a big blob of guts.  Out of that blob came a giant dog that shark as it his earth.  The small dog was found by Bell Taco, founder of Taco Bell, and made into the slogan dog.  He only ate at Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.  Break fast was usually salad, lunch was always nachos, and dinner was a strict diet of tacos.  One day, they had run out of salad, so he ate some nachos for breakfast.  When he got back, they ran out of nachos, so he had tacos for lunch.  When it came to be dinner time, they had run out of tacos, and deciding not to mess up his diet anymore, he went to pizza hut.  He ordered an ultra large pizza, and had to rent a lot of 600 by 600.5 square feet to set it down.  As he swam to the center of the pizza on a pepperoni, he noticed an olive alligator chasing him.  He paddled as fast as he could to get to the pineapple in the center.  He stepped onto it and then the olive alligator ate him up whole, and grew to the size of Godzilla!  When he started to tear up the city, and all hope was lost, the real Godzilla cam and the two fought and fought.  They ended up both dead in the ocean on top of the blue fish.  Now the blue fish’s brother was a magician, and he promised all the fish that helped to save his brother to turn them into blue whales!  So they lifted the olive off of the fish and they got their wish!  And that’s how blue whale came to be.