The Darkside Haunted House: Will YOU go Insane?

by Ben R.

Are you easily scared? Light-hearted? Then this is a place that will SCARE YOU SILLY! A trail, full of frightening creatures, a meat house, a vampire camp, a maze of the scariest clowns ever, and much, much more. According to the man who greets you at the start of this pants-wetting journey, the grounds is 40 acres of terror. Unfortunately, it’s less than that. More like, 3 acres or so? Anyway, the trail is a warm-up, full of strange “experiments”. The meat house has a frightening secret that most try to hide, and several creatures are out to get you. This was the most scary house ever. I was terrified, and I’m sure you will too. If not, you must have a strange addiction to going to creepy haunted houses.

Editor’s note:

Darkside Insane Asylum
www.thedarksideinsaneasylum.com 919-269-8260
11750 Hwy. 222 West, Middlesex
Open select evenings Oct. 17-Nov. 1, 7-10 p.m.
Admission is $12.
Haunted house and trail. See Web site for rules and details. Low-scare night for younger kids
Oct. 29, 6:30-8:30 p.m.